61. At night you hunt for Pohs (I think that's what they're called) :\ at the graveyard...
61. At night you hunt for Pohs (I think that's what they're called) :\ at the graveyard...
62. You name your candles. Whenever you see an intruder, you throw the red/orange one at them(dins fire) expecting a huge dome of fire to emit from it. At work/school, you find two blue(or were they green? oh well) candles, putting one at the entrance, one near your office/last class. When work/school is over, you touch farore's wind(your trusty candle) expecting to be the first one at the entrance to leave work. You ask the guy who just so happens to look like Ganon for a fight. During the fight, you use your green(I think) candle against him - then wonder why it hurts whenever he smacks you with his weapon.
Let's just count that as one. One UNFUNNY one.
How disgusting
63. You play music on a sweet potatoe orcarina and expect to be warped to Hyrule.
64. When you go out fishing you look for a special lure that is hidden somewhere.
65. You pull up weeds and throw them at people.
The hour of our departure has arrived, and we go our ways - I to die, and you to live. Which is better God only knows.
-Socrates
Originally Posted by Starlight Angel
You can get a fishing road?!
Wow, looks like you haven't played Zelda enough.
You just goto the Fising Pond at Lake Hyrule (in Ocarina of Time) and talk to the manager. If you pay him you'll get to fish. You can get some little doo-dads if you get record breaking fish.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
For me 21. and 34. apply to me.
65. You buy a horse and try to teach it to come from anyplace on earth when you play Epona's song.
66. You refuse to eat tomato soup because you're already at full health. Instead you just pour it in a bottle.
67. You accuse old people of being elders and want them to hand over the pegasus boots.
this is fun
68.- When your girlfriend is one of the 10 people named Zelda in the entire world.
69.- when you swear that the triangle shape bread that your mom cooks in the morning is part of the triforce.
70.- when you realized that time in real life is going too sloooow.
71.- when you move your bedroom to a tree
71.- when you murder people to take their pieces of heart !
72. you think green goes with anything.
Your sig is too hilarious and witty, thus i have removed it to protect the minds of all forum goers
-The allways inspiring leeza
73. You know enough about "The Legend Of Zelda" video games to make fun of others who know the same information.
74. You know that Link was only asleep for seven years, not ten.
75. you realize that you probably don't need to learn Japanese to send Shigeru Miyamoto a letter, as he will have translators if he doesn't already know how to read English (since it's one of the main spoken languages).
Last edited by Jolts; 12-16-2004 at 09:13 AM.
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76. You have your ears fixed so that they're pointed.
And the rest of the costume...Aswell as a Dark Link costume...O.o...51. you own a green "link style" hat
74. You know that Link was only asleep for seven years, not ten.
:: nod ::72. you think green goes with anything.
guilty.65. You buy a horse and try to teach it to come from anyplace on earth when you play Epona's song.
77. You spend yout time following a girl with bright red hair (who you call Din) in your class,telling her she is an Oracle, knows how to dance, and helped you back into a healthy state-now you are protecting her from a mad man who will use her powers to take over the world. Needless to say, this girl thinks you are a complete freak.
78. You go to a hospital and find a nurse-then demand her to take you to Zelda and refuse to call her anything but Impa(think that was her name-its been to long sense I played that game).
79. You buy or make a hat with bunny ears, put it on, and expect to be able to move 1.5 times faster, while everyone else moves at normal speed.
80. You get that potato Ocarina and play the Inverted Song Of Time, trying to slow everything but you down.
81. You try playing the Song Of Double Time to get school over with (don't we all wish we could, though?).
82. You catch a bee and put it in a bottle. Then, when that bully picks on you, you attempt to release the wrath of the bee onto said bully.
83. You're disappointed, when you wake up from sleeping, that you didn't get to visit Koholant Island.
84. You read all eighty-four of these, just to see if you're elligible for "playing too much Zelda" (guilty).
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