1. Spray water
2. Spray CLEAN water
3. Spray FILTERED water
4. Spray DIRTY water
5. Spray SEMI-CLEAN, SEMI-DIRTY water
6. Spray Pepsi
7. Spray CLEAN Pepsi

[1 hour later]

99. Spray DIRTY kerosene
100. Spray SEMI-CLEAN, SEMI-DIRTY kerosene
101. Bludgeon yourself to death.