Here's how it'll work: I post a picture, you guys attempt to make funny captions for it. At the end of 50 entries, I'll pick the top 20 and let all of you guys vote on the best caption in a poll. You can continue this "oncoming trend" once this dies... hehehe...

One entry per picture.

The picture: *...* Actually, I can't find a suitable picture (I suck). Anyone who's more resourceful than me, please post a picture for the Caption Contest!!!