Wouldn't it be awesome to change your name? I know I'd love to change my name, but I'm just too lazy to do it. Plus I don't know what to change it to. Besides, what sort of name should I change it to? A name nobody could possibly have like "Wacky Chan", or just some miscellaneous rehash that's just for kicks, like "John Spears"?

Would you change your name? Why or why not? Don't you think changing your name is ultimately excellent?