No one would win. Wanna know why? I'll tell you why!

After all the years of lifting that heavy heavy sword, Cloud's arms fell off and he became unable to do ANYTHING. Squall found his true self and married Seifer, they are peacefull beings now. Zidane and Garnet got together to have some babies, but after Garnet found out that Zidane doesn't have any "Wedding Tackle" she left him. He fell into a deep depression. Tidus [spoilers]no longer exists[/spoilers] so that makes him lose automatically. Barret gave up on his gone toting ways and turned his hand into a juicer. He sells Smoothies on the beach. For info on why Seifer wouldn't win, see Squall's excuse. Stiener put away his sword to have a nice famliy with Beatrix. Auron [spoilers]is dead[/spoilers] so he also loses automatically. Cid Highwind died after many years of smoking. His lungs couldn't take it anymore. Zell ate too many hotdogs and died of obesity. Vivi is too busy taking care of his 40 kids.. the little pimp. And Wakka is a house husband, Lulu's got him whipped!

And there you have it.