Well heck, I apoligize if I posted this in the wrong place. Thank you for that OBSCENELY warm welcome. Your powers of soothsaying are quite impressive, they should pay you.
Now please pardon me while I thwap you silly with this exceptionally large trout.
edited to add: Hi Mikztsu
First-Aid Tip of the Week:
If the Heimlich maneuver is ineffective on a choking victim, grab his or her neck and squeeze downward to force the food into the stomach. If this fails, grab the victim's ankles and swing him or her around in a circle to force the food up.
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