Smarta$$
So whats you favorite/most frequently used smartass remark?Originally posted by Gau
You know... there is a little WARN button you can use if you know something isn't allowed. So instead of posting "Oh I bet this will be closed" and all your other smart remarks, you could try using it.
I like Kung-Fu.
Okay, not really. I hate all smart remarks unless they're from me. :DOriginally Posted by devilmaykickass
Lolz.
I don't really know.I don't know how ass could be smart since it has no brains.
('-'*)/ - "sup"
The tone is everything.
Um... "Nice one". *uncreative*
[QQ=devilmaykickass]So whats you favorite/most frequently used smartass remark?[/QQ]
I don't have a trademark "Smartass Remark". I use sarcasm, sucka.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
You can't just have one smartass remark to fit all situations. Even, "your mom" is not good enough for that. You have to adjust your remarks to fit the situation. It's an art.
Finish all sentences with "...in your pants!"
And then there's the classics of "your mom" and "your face." And then "shut up ho."
Again though, the best smartass remarks have to be created on the spot to fit the current situation.
Not true from my expierences, Dragonflame.
Yes KB, "...in your pants!" is always a winner.
I like Kung-Fu.
If this thread isn't closed by Gau in a revenge attack I'll eat Xanders hat
Smartasses suck. 100% Dumbass here.
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Xander wears a hat?
devilmaykickass is just sad because he got told.
Mr Thou! Mr Thou!
*Begins eating Xanders nice hat
hmm really as has been said a smart ass comment depends on the situation one of my best was in a club "chill out" room I was talking with a mate of mine and said "ah ha I see at least one very hot girl in this room" (he was grumbling about the prescense of only average looking girls at the time.) and all of the girls nearby heard and turned round expecting a compliment and rather off handedly I commented "Ah don't worry it's none of you lot" surprisingly I didn't get slapped for that but my mate fell over laughing so hard he was in tears. it was only my effort to cheer him up worked brilliantly I guess
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