because they can't talk
Why does Dream Theater rock so much?
because they can't talk
Why does Dream Theater rock so much?
Sin without deceivers
A God with no believers
I could sail by
on the Winds of Silence
And maybe they won't notice
But this time I think
It'd be better if I swim
Because I don't know what it is.
Why did Nintendo get rid of the feather in the Mario Kart series?
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Because I don't PLAY mario kart games anymore.
Why is it so dark?
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Y SO SRS ?
Because you shot the light with your eye sight.
Why is it so bright?
Because a hot,rolling ball of fire is heading straight for YOU!!
Why can't we have pyramids in our posts?
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Y SO SRS ?
Because the A*Teens sang Mama Mia.
Why is it ok to murder animals but not people?
I like Kung-Fu.
Because animals are our enemies. They must DiE
Why do I love this forum?
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Y SO SRS ?
Because it's the best ever almost. ^_^
Why does the phone fly away when I need it?
*i noe! i noe!*
Because it drank "Red Bull"
Why is the sky out of reach?
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Y SO SRS ?
It's not. :D You're just not reaching high enough! *touches the sky*
Why do my feet make me fall up the steps?
Because you tripped. *you klumsy*
Why am i wearing socks but i'm not really.
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Y SO SRS ?
INVISIBLE SOCKS! :D
Why is that monkey dancing in my pocket?
Becasue your wearing sock on your HANDS, not feet.
Why is my connection so slow?
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Because it's happy cos it's in your pocket!!Originally Posted by Misfit
Because someones asked that question before.
Why is my door locked but i didn't lock it?
♥ Citrus Fruits ♥
Y SO SRS ?
cause a burgler was nice enough to lock for you, when he left
Why did Return of the King win 11 Academy Awards?
Sin without deceivers
A God with no believers
I could sail by
on the Winds of Silence
And maybe they won't notice
But this time I think
It'd be better if I swim
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