It's because the chicken wanted to have sex with rabid monkies.
Why are some people only 5 feet tall?
Because they have no feet.
Why do jumping jacks look like jumping X's?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why do apples turn brown?
Because <i>you</i> touch <i>yourself</i> at night.
Why do people touch themselves at night?
Because it gives people centerness so that rolling around in one's sleep is minimized and people don't fall of the bed.
Why does Venus have to be in retrograde until the end of June?
Because its Mars' B**ch
Why do rappers talk instead of sing?
because they can not sing!
why does the rainbow taste of skittles
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Because if it tasted like Trix the rabbit would rent a plane.
Why does my middle finger hurt?
they don't know how
Why are most cheerleaders blond girls?
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Because someone with an empty head can learn more cheers.Originally Posted by Ryoko Masaki
Why are you 2 posts late?
because that is the only part of them that can be bright!
why is the sky blue?
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Because she lives in the past.
Why do twizzlers taste so good?
Because you like the taste of a long red....you get where im going
Why do scientists make big words?
Because they don't like being alone.
Why is it still rated G when a baby is naked in a movie?
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