Too much caffeine or iron!?
Why do I so tired usually?
Too much caffeine or iron!?
Why do I so tired usually?
Because you get so drunk you can't get the right syntax.
Why am I so tired, yet I don't go to bed?
Because there is a robox in your bed which will robox you if you go to bed.
Why you YOU POST?
Because it's become an extreme case of obsessive compulsive disorder.
Why can't I make it as a television star?
Because you scare small children
Why do clocks only have 12 hours on them?
Because they're lazy.
Why am I depressed?
♥ Citrus Fruits ♥
Y SO SRS ?
You need a man (preferebly me)
Why does Caramel coca cola taste so good?
Because they grind the rind of small childs skulls into it and mix it with tar, no caramel or cola at all.
Why don't you ask intelligent questia?
Beacuase i dont know what a questia is!
What is a questia?
www.questia.com
A collection of thousands of resources so you can complete any one of your projects! Entire books, all right at your fingertips...I'm registered there, so PM me if you would like to use it (I'll give you my username and password)
Why is most wood brown?
Because of the reflection of light....er i mean because squirls crap on it
Why do siamesse (spelling?)cats meow so much?
Becuase they miss their twins.[/pitifuljoke]
Why don't I go to bed (I haven't slept in two days)?
Because of the evil monkey in the covers
Why dont monkeys fly planes?
Because of racism.
Why don't they let ME fly a plane?
Because of racism
Why dont rabbits ride giant turtles?
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