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    Grin "Sorry, I don't speak english"

    What do you say to people when you clearly have a watch but don't want to tell them the time?

    "No, I already have a watch"
    "No, don't worry about it"

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    Nothing, I run away. ^_^

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    Grin

    Sometimes I push them into subway trains

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    "Go away!"

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    Tell them to go buy a watch.

    ["What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness." M.C. Escher

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    "half past a monkeys arse quarter to his balls lift up the tail and see the niagra falls." I used to say that when I was little Now I say "time to get a watch"

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    I tell them the time.

    Meanie.

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    I tell them the time, because I'm a nice groovy person. If they don't say thank you, I trip them and kick their untill it is no more.
    When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

    The rightful owner of this Ciddie can kiss my arse! :P

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    I went to a guy at the mall selling watches and asked him what time it was. He called me a smartass.

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    No sorry I don't have the right time!

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    Person: "Excuse me, can you tell me what time it is?"
    Me: "I sure can."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandmaster LH
    Person: "Excuse me, can you tell me what time it is?"
    Me: "I sure can."
    Of course that it depends igf it's a good boy I'll tell them, if it's not I tell them if I have hours!

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    I have a lovely expensive watch. I shove it people's face and tell them the time even if they don't ask.

    But if really don't want too i'll tell them my watch stopped.


    :whaaa: I've adopted this smiley

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    I rarely carry a watch, but if I do, I usually just hold that hand behind my back. xD


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    I smash their head in the ground and feast on their blood. Sometimes I just tell them the time though, it's a mood thing.


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