Cloud: Tifa... I never made Soldier. I was too scared... and what I really wanted... what I really wanted was to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

*music begins to play*

Cloud: With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing, sing, SIIIIIIIIIIING!

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!

*the rest of the male members of the party jump in*

Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day!

Cloud: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree! On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea!

Chorus: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatree! On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea!

Cloud: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!

Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day!

Cloud: I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers! I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars!

Chorus: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. He puts on *make faces of disgust* WOMEN'S CLOTHING!? AND HANGS AROUND IN BARS!?

Cloud: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!

Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day!

Cloud: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra! I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

Chorus: He cuts down trees, he wears *now utterly disgusted* HIGH HEELS!? SUSPENDERS!? AND A BRA!? *walk off stage muttering to each other.*

Cloud: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!

Chorus: *jumping back on stage* He's a lumberjack and he's OOOO KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAY!
HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY!