*end of game scene after meteor hits*

Cloud: wow! look at all the pretty colour!

Tifa: idiot! Thats the lifestream!

cloud: *stupid grin*

Sephiroth: *walks in* did I miss anything?

Director: CUT!!!! *points at sephiroth* Your supposed to be dead!

Sephiroth: ...oh

Barret: I pity the fool who doesn't follow the script!

Tifa, cloud, and Sephiroth: look! Its Mr. T!!! *huggles Barret*

Director: *sobs uncontrolably*