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Banned
Deleted Scenes
Cloud: I don't need the Lecture
Barret: Ahh Friggin'....
Sephiroth: Y'know Cloud you sh..
Director: Cut, cut, cut! What are you doing Sephiroth?!
Sephiroth: I, I'm talking to Cloud.
Director: You aren't in this scene!
Sephiroth: I, I thought, i could be,a,a, a background character in AVALANCHE?
Director: NO! you fool.
Sephiroth: -teary eyed- I only, I was just...
Director: You've ruined the entire premise for my film!!!
Sephiroth: -teary- Look, I'm sorry.. -wipes eyes-
Cloud: Oh you really are an idiot, aren't you?
Barret: Thats the film reel!
Sephiroth: -crying- Waahaa, waaah !!!
-runs off-
Vincent: Oh was i supposed to be filming now?
Cloud:
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Cloud: Tifa... I never made Soldier. I was too scared... and what I really wanted... what I really wanted was to be...
A LUMBERJACK!
*music begins to play*
Cloud: With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing, sing, SIIIIIIIIIIING!
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!
*the rest of the male members of the party jump in*
Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day!
Cloud: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree! On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea!
Chorus: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatree! On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea!
Cloud: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!
Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day!
Cloud: I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers! I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars!
Chorus: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. He puts on *make faces of disgust* WOMEN'S CLOTHING!? AND HANGS AROUND IN BARS!?
Cloud: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!
Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day!
Cloud: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra! I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!
Chorus: He cuts down trees, he wears *now utterly disgusted* HIGH HEELS!? SUSPENDERS!? AND A BRA!? *walk off stage muttering to each other.*
Cloud: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!
Chorus: *jumping back on stage* He's a lumberjack and he's OOOO KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAY!
HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY!
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Cloud runs up to a giant dragon and cuts it three times with his sword, then jumps back to position.
Director: Cut! Cloud, did you not even read the script? You have the 4X-Cut materia equipped! That means you cut four times. Now, let's try it again.
Cloud runs up to a giant dragon and cuts it three times with his sword, then pauses for a moment to count with his fingers. He then cuts the dragon twice more and jumps back, smiling victoriously at the director.
Director: Cut! Dammit, Cloud!
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XIAO HONG
*end of game scene after meteor hits*
Cloud: wow! look at all the pretty colour!
Tifa: idiot! Thats the lifestream!
cloud: *stupid grin*
Sephiroth: *walks in* did I miss anything?
Director: CUT!!!! *points at sephiroth* Your supposed to be dead!
Sephiroth: ...oh
Barret: I pity the fool who doesn't follow the script!
Tifa, cloud, and Sephiroth: look! Its Mr. T!!! *huggles Barret*
Director: *sobs uncontrolably*
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Banned
In the Coffee room,
Sephiroth: So are you free this Saturday, Tifa?
Tifa: I don't kno..
Cloud: Foo', Tifa's ma' bitch!
Sephiroth: Go steal someone's life, Cloud... Anyway, Ti..
Cloud: Thats it you're going down!
Sephiroth: Oh really?! Bring it!!
Barret: Wha'the'f'?! Wass goin' on fools?!
Cloud: Sephiroth is eying my girl!
Barret: Sephiroth, I've heard enuff outta ya'
Sephiroth: Oh you wants some action, eh? Come on then!
Vincent: Hey Barret, buzz off, yeah? Leave this to the big boys.
Barret: Friggin' Stay outta this!
Cait Sith: Bah, don't know what you have to say on the subject, Barret when was your last date
Vincent: This conversation is for ages Six and up, chubby. You don't got a woman!
Cloud: Oh yeah?! Wheres your girl, eh? Oh yes under a frickin' coffin!
Sephiroth: I'm suprised Tifa even remembers you! The last time you met her, you had Black hair and went by the name of Zack!
Cloud: Hey! Tifa said she doesn't care about that!
-During the ruckus-
Tifa: Wanna see if Squall and Seifer are available?
Aeris: Sure, why not?
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