In the Coffee room,

Sephiroth: So are you free this Saturday, Tifa?

Tifa: I don't kno..

Cloud: Foo', Tifa's ma' bitch!

Sephiroth: Go steal someone's life, Cloud... Anyway, Ti..

Cloud: Thats it you're going down!

Sephiroth: Oh really?! Bring it!!

Barret: Wha'the'f'?! Wass goin' on fools?!

Cloud: Sephiroth is eying my girl!

Barret: Sephiroth, I've heard enuff outta ya'

Sephiroth: Oh you wants some action, eh? Come on then!

Vincent: Hey Barret, buzz off, yeah? Leave this to the big boys.

Barret: Friggin' Stay outta this!

Cait Sith: Bah, don't know what you have to say on the subject, Barret when was your last date

Vincent: This conversation is for ages Six and up, chubby. You don't got a woman!

Cloud: Oh yeah?! Wheres your girl, eh? Oh yes under a frickin' coffin!

Sephiroth: I'm suprised Tifa even remembers you! The last time you met her, you had Black hair and went by the name of Zack!

Cloud: Hey! Tifa said she doesn't care about that!

-During the ruckus-

Tifa: Wanna see if Squall and Seifer are available?

Aeris: Sure, why not?