Y'know, when I first saw the title of this thread, I thought it was a drunk-typo. *_*

Do you have many sceretes?
I have a few.

Do you know sceretes about others?
*nod*

Are you good at keeping sceretes?
Yes.

Are your sceretes good or bad?
Mine aren't either. They're pretty boring. =P

Why do you keep sceretes anyway?
I keep my friend's secrets because I wouldn't want to betray their trust. I keep my own secrets because I don't have any reason to share 'em.