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    Grin Free sex for sale!

    What is it with the english language? There's so many oddities about it. Discuss the oddities here. For example, the thread title doesn't make sense...it is self contradictory. Another of my favorites is 'do not read this sentence', for obvious reasons.

    Here's a FYI: there's no such thing as a 'longest english sentence'.

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    Earlier today this chick said she had hairy nipples. What's with THAT?

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    omg did u ask her out?

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    It's LIVE, LIVE it... two words same spelling.

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    I read reader's digest about how to read things read backwards.

    BTW how do you say read? read or read?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitsune
    It's LIVE, LIVE it... two words same spelling.
    Uhhh you don't mean It's Life, Live it. Do you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HOOTERS
    Earlier today this chick said she had hairy nipples. What's with THAT?
    I wonder the same thing about pierced nipples.

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    pierced nipples makes me watch television when arnold was a mayor of that time in third grade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enano
    Uhhh you don't mean It's Life, Live it. Do you?
    No, he means Live as in: LIVE from New York, it's Saturday Night Live.

    Now say that.

    Then say, I live how I wish. It is spelled the same way but pronounced differently.

    Just like Hare and Hair. Sounds exactly the same but spelled differently. Just an oddity I suppose.

    ~LA~

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    English is so messed up because it isn't actually English it's a mixture of 1,000 (well, maybe 2.5) languages trying to be perfection.
    That's why I thought Korean is better :rolleyes2

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    I only clicked this thread 'cause of the title. I'll assume the offer is still open: I'll take ten please.

    ...I will take. That's a bit odd really. THERE! on topic

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    I seen a sign at a Jiffy Lube station that said "Lifetime Limited Warrenty."

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    Buy one get one free, mwa ha ha

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    Here in England, "It's LIVE, LIVE it" is a tv channels slogan.

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