I was, quite possibly, the most spoilt child imaginable.

"NANA KNIT ME CLOTHES AND OTHER NANA MY OTHER OTHER NANA IS KNITTING ME CLOTHES SO YOU BETTER SEW ME SOME OTHER CLOTHES AND MUMMY AND DADDY BUY ME LOLLIES AND TOYS OR ELSE I WILL STOP BREATHING AND OH LOOK I'M HAVING A SEIZURE AGAIN YOU ARE BAD PARENTS BUY ME A PONY~"