Awww, it's a 2 foot tall shlupquack! *punt*

[Misfit]

My mom put me on a leash once...

xDDDDDD I seen those kids in stores with leashes on, it's so funny. xDDDDDDDDDDD "Don't you go running away from me, boy/girl. *yanks leash*" lololololz!!1

Anyways, I spent most of my childhood outside ripping up worms and pulling the legs off spiders. ^_^ I was a good kid, though, really. I was.