New Jobs

[Misfit]

List some jobs that you think will be important in the future, but that don't exist today.

Would you like to work in any of these occupations?


Like, profession ROADKILLER and you're goddamn right I'd like to have that job. :D Oh wait, I already do! *Professional Roadkiller pose*

[HOOTERS]

Space Monkey Keeper Awayer. Also firemen will still be pretty important unless fires aren't in the future.

[Peegee]

I think professional thespian is pretty important.

[Kirobaito]

It's impossible for an actor to be professional, PG.

Uh...Alien Shooter! BAM BAM!

[Baloki]

Head Hunter (but in the litral sense )

[Meat Puppet]

I was hoping internet police who kill hackers

[Cz]

Recyclable office staff. Once they retire, stick 'em in the blender, and a whole new work force appears!

Also, the guy who repairs the machine that recycles office staff.

Also, a guy to run the union for the guy who repairs the machine that recycles office staff.

[TasteyPies]

Quantum time flux repairers to fix the messes of those teenage time travelers, effing kids

[Mikztsu]

Based on the replies above, I guess a very-professional headshrinker will be handy for the likes of you. And guess who that shrink will be?! ME, MIKAEL!

[Psychotic]

Professional Chief Executive of Randomness.

Oh yeah Tajikistani trumpet time baby. <---- For that I'd have been paid £10,000. Sweet.

[Chaos]

Professional monkey hurdler.

Or Gaurdian of the spice-tame continuum wotsittery.

Chaos

[DMKA]

Professional ass sitter.

Well I mean in the near future there gonna have to start paying people for that to keep the economy stimulated right.

[Mr. Graves]

Teachers who actually teach in the U.S.