Awww, it's a 2 foot tall shlupquack! *punt*

[Peegee]

What were you like when you were a tot? Describe your existence in explicit detail.

I don't remember much, but I was probably curious and such. I also didn't like to eat food, so I would keep rice in my mouth for God's know how long. It was a pretty annoying problem that resulted in my first experiences of corporal punishment, or whatever else (locked in closets, tossed outside the apartment, it was scary but now I don't care). When we went out I would get a leash-type thing attached to a body harness. Good times.

I electricuted myself when I was three. It gave me super powers. Now I'm immortal.

[Strider]

When I was that young, I'd go to class with my mom, since she was still attending Fresno State. Apparently, I was cute stuff.

Among other things, I watched a lot of game shows, read street signs aloud and memorized credit card numbers for the amusement of others. I wasn't more than 2.

[escobert]

I also didnt eat I would spit it all over my mom. I hardly ever slept. I cried a lot and was very annoying but, I never was a real bad kid.

[Maxico]

I was very bored most of the time. Then my uncle brung a master system from godknows where and my life officaly ended.

[Psychotic]

I WAS ONE OF THE INTELLIGENTEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO WAS 2! No... really. According to my mum, I could read when I was about 2 and a half. As at playgroup I used to read people's name tags for them, and the playgroup people were all "omg you have a clever son!!!!!". Haha. Infant Genius = me.

[Erdrick Holmes]

I had my first beer when I was 3. I can vividly remember it, I was thrusty and wanted a drink, my mom left an open can of beer on the counter and I thought it was pop, I drank some of it.

Other then that I was quite the Ninja Turtles fan when I was that small.

[escobert]

I had my first beer at 5. My dad gave it to me while he was brining me to my house because I was yelling that I wanted something to drink.

[Denmark]

Awwwwwww, baby Psy. <3 :D

I was a pretty normal kid. I think. I didn't talk to other kids much. :O

[ZeZipster]

I didn't have a life as a kid...

[Rusty]

Apparently I used to eat my mums pot plants...I did too she has has photos...strange.

[MecaKane]

I WAS ONE OF THE INTELLIGENTEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO WAS 2! No... really. According to my mum, I could read when I was about 2 and a half. As at playgroup I used to read people's name tags for them, and the playgroup people were all "omg you have a clever son!!!!!". Haha. Infant Genius = me.

Too bad that was when you hit your peak.


I was a fat kid, I got stuck in a bouncy swing, once.

[Silmaril]

i was a quiet kid. i used to draw people i hated and then give then pictures of themselves being tortured. i also played legos on the kitchen floor.

[Rye]

I was one of those tomboys/smart kids. I had a friend who was a total prep and loved Spice Girls and stuff but I prefered like playing James Bond with my friend and then run around in the backyard. I'd always be that russian girl who was always angry at James, and we'd pretend to shoot each other. That was when I was like around 7.

When I was really little, like 3, I was obsessed with Barbies. I had all the Disney ones and I always watched Little Mermaid and stuff.

[Del Murder]

I was a very sweet boy.

[Xander]

I was a good little girl, with the exception of being occasionally violent, poking my best male friend in the eye for example. Other than that, I don't remember a whole lot, except that I spent more time with my brothers, yay. *misses*