Bad mouthed crocodile dude
OK, this is another character from a friend in an RPG, like the pirate woman. His name is "Stttpatotek!". Yes, it can't be pronounced. Oh, and the exclamation mark is meant to be there.
He is basically an antropomorphic crocodile, he only wears an eye patch and that eghyptian kilt thing. And he is very rude, ugly and stupid. He is bad mouthed, gross and has about all the things women don't like about men. His favourite conversation themes are: His penis size, how he wins in fart competitions, how great he is in bed, how strong he is, how great a girl is depending on the size of her boobs, how he can kill anyone with his double swords, etc. Well, basically an idiot. So well, I drew him with an idiot face and doing a rather characteristic pose of him, meaning gross and obscene. Probably the pose he would adopt if he saw a preety girl pass by. That along with a line in the style of "You are so sexy I would eat you and put a tap on my anus to keep myself from crapping you" (I actually saw a guy say that to a friend of mine, I should make a list of all the absurd pick up lines I have heard...I could make a long one).
http://membres.lycos.fr/discepolin/stttpatotek.jpg
Edit: Oh, yeah, C&C please. Ignore the background, it's just a crappy thing I did in ten seconds so the pose looked possible. Cause you know, you can't put the arm over nothing and sit on nothing.
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Originally Posted by black orb
...but eew...*puke*
