Newman: "I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine."

Kramer: "Ha ha, the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine."

Ukrainian: "I come from Ukraine. You not say Ukraine weak."

Kramer: "Yeah, well we're playing a game here, pal."

Ukrainian: "Ukraine is game to you?! Howbout I take your little board and smash it!!"

Best Risk reference ever.