Do you shave your chest?
No.

What else on your body do you shave on a regular basis?
Face, but on an irregular basis.

I have some stray hairs on my shoulder -- should I shave it?
If they're really bothering you. If I find any errant or oversized hairs I'll shave them off.

In fact, is there any part on my bother I shouldn't shave?
That's entirely your decision.

What's the big deal about shaving anyway?
Too much hair in many places, especially on the next, is annoying.

Do you have a beard?
I usually have some sort of 5 o'clock shadow, but no beard.

How sexy is it?
Very

Do you get girls with it?
No.

Discuss possums.
They crap everywhere.