Do you shave your chest? No.
What else on your body do you shave on a regular basis? Nothing

I have some stray hairs on my shoulder -- should I shave it? if you want to I guess...
In fact, is there any part on my bother I shouldn't shave? Of your bother? your butt
What's the big deal about shaving anyway?I dunno
Do you have a beard? Yes.
How sexy is it? super sexy
Do you get girls with it? sometimes

Discuss possums. I dont feel like it.