When I was a child I wanted to be two things, and neither of them made sense and they were both pretty greedy.



Rich, ugly, 7 wives, several hat collection



or


I wanna be a heroic dentist who makes everyones childhood dreams come true. Of course, I will end up pulped on my garage floor never to be seen again, but it is worth a try surely. I just wish someone would help me out sometimes, I mean, I'm working hard to make their dreams come true and turn them into caterpillars and monkeys etc. Ing. Just add ing on the end.