[insert bizarre innuendo about computers]

[Peegee]

What's the fastest your processor can handle comfortably? How big is your hard drive? How much RAM is in your motherboard? Do you have a master and slave hard drive? How big are they (respectively)? Why are computer terms so dirty?

Right now I'm clunking away with a P3 933Mhz Hewlett Packard computer with a combined 200 Gigs of HDD space, a gig of ram, and all the normal plugs (usb, nic card, etc). I also have a DVD burner xD <3

I am about to get my (normal) computer fixed. It is a P4 2.8 Ghz (GHz?) processor with a gig of DDR (something speed I never did look up) RAM. I think I have a 64 bit video card (whatever the Radeon 9500 is).

I have 3 cd drives that I don't use: a 16x DVD drive, a...I dunno, 4x DVD drive, and a 52x24x52x CDRW drive (why I don't use it? I don't burn CDs any more, and if I do, 24x is fine for the occasional cd). Does anybody want it? What will you offer me for it?

[Shlup]

My processor is a P4, 2.8GHz with a 1MB buffer. I have an Asus motherboard and 1GB of DDR400 RAM. I have a 200GB Western Digital harddrive, and a 17" LCD screen. I also got a DVDR-W drive, a DVD drive, and everything's black.

Its custom. ...Doesn't work quite yet though. Gimmie a few more days. :skull2:

[Erdrick Holmes]

Arrgh, why does everyone have better computers then me?

[Yamaneko]

2ND_USB: STANDARD 2 USB PORT CONNECTORS
CASE: Silverstone Temjin SST-TJ01 Workstation Aluminum Case 420 WATT

CD: 56X CD-ROM
CDRW: NU DDW-081 8X DVD+R/+RW + CD-R/RW DRIVE

CPU: AMD Athlon XP 3000+ Processor (512K L2 CACHE)
FAN: AMD CERTIFIED CPU FAN & HEATSINK

FLOPPY: 1.44 MB FLOPPY DRIVE

HDD: Seagate 120GB 7200RPM Serial ATA 150 8MB Cache
HDD2: Seagate 120GB 7200RPM Serial ATA 150 8MB Cache

KEYBOARD: PS2 MULTIMEDIA INTERNET CONTROL KEYBOARD
MOUSE: PS2 INTERNET MOUSE W/ WHEEL

MEMORY: 1024 MB (512MBx2) PC2700 333MHz Dual Channel DDR MEMORY

MONITOR: ViewSonic® E90FB 19 INCH .22H MM SVGA MONITOR
MOTHERBOARD: ASUS A7N8X nVidia nForce-2 ULTRA 400 FSB 8X AGP w/ USB 2.0

NETWORK: ONBOARD 10/100 NETWORK CARD

SOUND: Creative Labs SB Audigy-2 6.1 w/ 1394 IEEE
VIDEO: nVidia GeForce FX 5700 256MB 8x AGP w/ TVO, & DVI

POWERSUPPLY: STANDARD CASE POWER SUPPLY

[Erdrick Holmes]

Processor: 600 mghz
HD1: 6.5 gigs
HD2: 20 gigs (It's partitioned, on partition is about 17 gigs while the other is about 3 or 4)
Ram: 256 megs
Graphics card: Voodoo 3

See, my system sucks now.

[Mikztsu]

Processor: 2.4Ghz
HD1: 20 gigs
HD2: I can't remember was it 100 or 200 gigs. *_* I'm at my uni's computer right now.
Ram: About 500 ( man I suck for not remembering anything about my computer. ;p)

Graphic card: sucky integrated Sis 651. I'll buy a new one today or tomorrow ( when I have time) 'cause this graphic card doesn't support some good games and I just ordered Final Fantasy 11 which I wanna play.

[Shoeberto]

CPU: AMD Athlon XP 2000+ (1.2ghz)
RAM: 256MB PC2100 DDR (crappy generic RAM that sucks)
HD1: 9GB
HD2: 80GB Seagate something-or-other
CDROM: Hitachi CD/DVD
CDRW: Acer USB 6x4x6 CDRW
GPU: nVidia GeForce FX 5200 128MB
Monitor: 15 inch Hewlitt Packard CRT -_-
Wifi: D-Link DWL-520 802.11B PCI card
OS: Windows XP Pro SP2, occasionally running Knoppix STD or Mandrake.

[Iceglow]

Ahh i slog away with my old P133 (no lies here) and 10GB HDD, I have 32MB RAM and a Cd drive and floppy disc drive. the best part about my PC is that over 50% of the HDD is mp3s

[Ki Ki]

My computer is the best. It's so fast.
*kick,kick,kicks CP*

[Leeza]

At home I have a PIII 933 megahertz, 100 GB, 384 RAM and it's okay except that it could use a new video card.

At work I just got a computer that's 2.4 GHZ and I can't believe the speed difference from what I have at home.

[Citizen Bleys]

My processor is a P4, 2.8GHz with a 1MB buffer. I have an Asus motherboard and 1GB of DDR400 RAM. I have a 200GB Western Digital harddrive, and a 17" LCD screen. I also got a DVDR-W drive, a DVD drive, and everything's black.

Its custom. ...Doesn't work quite yet though. Gimmie a few more days. :skull2:

At last, I finally have a reason to hate you with a hatred that shall echo through the ages.

[Peegee]

Yeah but why are computer terms so dirty?

[Meat Puppet]

Mine are:

1. suck
And a list of suck going down the page.

[Lindy]

It's a computer.

In a big plastic case, with some bits inside that make lots of noise and make it work...somehow.

It can store...lots of stuff and has a big screen.

It works, isn't that enough?

[Kirobaito]

AMD Athlon, 2.12 Gigahertz, 512 MB RAM (not sure which kind...*shrugs*), DVD+RW, 17" Flat Screen Monitor. Don't really care about the rest.