I've read your journal a couple time, (mainly for laughs, but whatever) and your approach to getting a job is all wrong. You apply to one place of employment and exect them to call you. That's not how it works. You have to apply to every place you can and if you get lucky they'll call back with an offer. So yeah, do that. You are not garanteed a job, just because you applied. Remember that it's likely that 30 people or more have applied to the same position before you. So yeah.

Or you can do what I did and go to the store the day it first opens and say "You guys need another driver?" Works like a charm.

Also, oral sex wouldn't hurt.