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    Grin Funny Signs

    What's the funniest sign you've ever seen?

    ["What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness." M.C. Escher

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    I remember we had a thread about this long time ago and there was whole website dedicated to these. Engrish or something like that. Funny stuff.
    ('-'*)/ - "sup"

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    *yawn*

    I know.I know.
    There was this one....
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    "monkeys crossing"
    I laughed my head off. Then Icrashed into a monkey. :skull4:

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    Motion-mountain range - "not to get close to the genital ones;
    Medicine to sleep - "Well-taken care of, it can take you sleeping"
    An ice-cream - "Hot after boiled"
    Headress of bath - "I validate for a head"
    Peanuts - "Well-taken care of will count peanuts"

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    At a Dead End:

    "Turn Back"


    :whaaa: I've adopted this smiley

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    A truckstop/restraunt/gas station has an offer where if you buy a meal you get gas at a lower price. Their slogan: Eat here and get gas.

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    hmm well it's a bill board near me at the moment it is bright red and it just says "Never Reveal Your sources" then in the bottom right it is signed Anon which strikes me as ironic as it has not got any company logos or such on it yet it exists why? also there was a sign saying "no ball games" on a football pitch I noticed once that made me laugh. also the local public toilets got sold by auction and it had a sign on it saying "Sold" obviously but then it had details of the lease on the sign too which was "Vacant Free hold" of course it is a vacant property who the hell would want to buy a toilet that had some one locked in it for 10 years (that was when they closed down) it was rather stupid and made me laugh. Someone also changed the Odeon sign to read Harry PotHead 3 I think I know who but it's still funny

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    Yes Engrish.com has a whole host of these things but they are translated from japanese badly rather than just poorly though out.
    Word/s.

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    Behold, the nexus of the universe


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    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    Wow, that skull has awfully well developed cheeks for well... a skull.

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    Ever see those signs: "Slow down my mommy works here" In childrens handwriting?

    Well i saw one of those, and there was a prostitute by it. Haha..
    Signature image too wide.

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    An engrish sign

    It may not be the most appropriate thing, but it makes me laugh.


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