*patents the bicycle kick and corner kick*Originally Posted by Loony BoB
yes, now I get money from each football game. YES, FOOTBALL!
unless no one does a bicycle kick or takes a corner.
*patents the bicycle kick and corner kick*
yes, now I get money from each football game. YES, FOOTBALL!
unless no one does a bicycle kick or takes a corner.
Thats just insane...and rediculous...and overboard.
Microsoft, I love you.
I like Kung-Fu.
As I posted in my LJ:
Whatever respect I had for that company has now gone completely out the window. Wasn't double-clicking employed by Apple before it was used in Windows, and in the Xerox operating system everyone ripped off before Apple used it? The Patent Office is just as ridiculous as Microsoft for letting something like this go through.
What a terrible idea. The Onion weren't too far off the mark when they made that "Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes" article.
I'm going to patent sitting on my can and eating pizza rolls all day while waiting for the phone to ring for a job. If Microsoft cna patent Binary and double clicking then I can patent that.
Let's see them patent THIS! *middle finger*
MICROSOFT GOT FINGERED!
Well done.
*triple-clicks*
Problem solved.
Oh, and you can't use it by the way, I patented it.
Let's all go put patents on unbeleivable rediculous things.
I call the patent on bad typing.
I patent fart jokes and standing on your head
Why not click, then press enter?
*Patents*
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
My god it works.
Keyboard shortcuts? Tab and Enter?
"Patents the counterclockwise motion"
Now you all have to give me money when you open a bottle
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