This is great punishment for someone who loses a bet or something. Have him stand at the corner of a busy intersection. Every time a police officer nears the intersection, have him dash off towards you (you should be about a quarter mile away, in case he doesn't make it). If the police officer follows, you got some explaining to do. If he doesn't, you just put the guy at the corner of the street and do it again. Hey, he lost a bet. Come on, it's like the law.

A good stress reliever is destroying old electronic equipment, and I mean destroying it. We took my old printer, beat it with baseball bats, golf clubs, two-by-fours, and in the end broke the baseball bat, the golf club, and the two-by-four (as well as the printer). We then proceeded to crucify the electronic remains of the printer and set it on fire with lighter fluid. However, I would advise against crucifying the printer these days, since that one college had some cross-burning incident or something. So just set it on fire instead.

If there is an all-girls school nearby (this will only work with a group of males), and it's one guy's birthday or something, pretend to beat them up in the middle of campus (probably at night, so this would have to be a college), and then leave them there. All the girls will come, and you'll really have given him a good birthday present.

Need quick cash? Go to a sperm bank.