I was drunk and taking a whizz on a telephone pole on the side of the road when a cop came up and started writing me a ticket. I asked him how much it was and when he told me $120 I called him a bad name and said I would at least finish... I would up in the drunk tank.
*Sry couldn't think of anything better, Joel specified "nothing dangerous"
Stupid stuff i have done.
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I went to a friends house and brught my scooter. We decided to race down a hill. It was a parking lot and it had speed bumps. They had bikes. Well I was concentrating pretty hard and I rode to the side of the bumps where it was flatter. I started to lose balance. I tried dodging to the side on the next bump. I missed. I hit the curb. I won.
Thrown darts at a whiped cream can,and poored butane in his basement and shot 13 sqreeles
Bid my blood to run,before i come undone.Save me from the nothing i've become...
Throwing darts at a pressurized can actually sounds really fun... But I'd want to use a compound bow for extra power and distance. No sense getting hit but exploding can debris, you might not be around to tell everyone about it afterwards
LMAO!
Well I didin't do anything stupid but when I'm eating with my friends I always start to telling jikes so one day I said a joke and Miguel cried very much and André was with a string of cheese between his mouth and the food so that was the best lunch I ever had!
Brecause I never laughed so much at the lunch!
ive done quite a few lameass things with my friends. like rubbing peanutbutter in my friends hair at school. slamming your hands into nettles, riding eachother as hard as possible into bushes with a wheelbarrow.
one time we sacrificed a 50 cm tall pikachu by setting him on fire with petroleum.
yeah, we get bored very quick, thats what happens in a farmer town
People always thought i was dumb all the time, but i proved them..........RIGHT
This is great punishment for someone who loses a bet or something. Have him stand at the corner of a busy intersection. Every time a police officer nears the intersection, have him dash off towards you (you should be about a quarter mile away, in case he doesn't make it). If the police officer follows, you got some explaining to do. If he doesn't, you just put the guy at the corner of the street and do it again. Hey, he lost a bet. Come on, it's like the law.
A good stress reliever is destroying old electronic equipment, and I mean destroying it. We took my old printer, beat it with baseball bats, golf clubs, two-by-fours, and in the end broke the baseball bat, the golf club, and the two-by-four (as well as the printer). We then proceeded to crucify the electronic remains of the printer and set it on fire with lighter fluid. However, I would advise against crucifying the printer these days, since that one college had some cross-burning incident or something. So just set it on fire instead.
If there is an all-girls school nearby (this will only work with a group of males), and it's one guy's birthday or something, pretend to beat them up in the middle of campus (probably at night, so this would have to be a college), and then leave them there. All the girls will come, and you'll really have given him a good birthday present.
Need quick cash? Go to a sperm bank.
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