[q=Phoenix]...and noone even attempted to say anything that was actually in an equipment menu rather than an item menu.[/q]
[q=me]3. I don't know what's first on the list in the equipment menu, but I'll go with Buster Sword, since it's Cloud's first weapon and he's the main character, so ha.[/q]
I see how it fits - "Weapon" was too general for me to catch on, apparently. And if I stopped thinking about line 1 as "Beat Rush" and just "Beat" instead, I think I could have gotten it. Well done.

I can't think of any good ones, so back at you, Phoenix.