well im to lazy to find out about it on the internet, and i dont plan on buying the game! i wanna rent it but have no money!

i heard the games horriable, but im tryin to write a humorous story about the game by using some of the characters! so i just wanted some info! gaaaahhhhhhh it's hard to understand it all... im gonna go rent it!

BUT FEEL FREE TO TELL ME ANYTHING ELSE!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!