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    Cook? Me? Why? That's what women are for.
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    Nope. I can make eggs, that's it. :P


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    I'm rather good at cooking, actually... which is somewhat suprising in some ways, considering I'm no good at most of the homemaker type stuff.
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    Since I have to buy my own food and try to make something to eat of it, I have to be able to cook. And yep, I'm a great cock and I love cooking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikztsu
    Since I have to buy my own food and try to make something to eat of it, I have to be able to cook. And yep, I'm a great cock and I love cooking.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Best typo ever. :banana:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikztsu
    Since I have to buy my own food and try to make something to eat of it, I have to be able to cook. And yep, I'm a great cock and I love cooking.
    xD

    Anyway. I love to cook, and I follow recipes exactly as they are, so it usually comes out pretty good. Without the proper recipe though...um. I can make ramen...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HOOTERS
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Best typo ever. :banana:
    Ditto.

    It's been a long time since I've tried cooking anything more complicated than "Take food, add heat". The times I have done anything more complicated, though, have not ended up in disaster at least. While the stuff I made wasn't pretty to look at, it at least tasted good and didn't poison you. So yeah, I guess you could say I can cook a little.
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    I cook noodles
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    Quote Originally Posted by War Angel
    Cook? Me? Why? That's what women are for.
    EH?!! :yuck:
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    Cook yourself you pathetic.. :twak:

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    I can cook meat. So long as you have no expectations as to how cooked it is on the inside. Other than that, I tend to set off the smoke detectors. My recent cooking experiences include cooking bacon which somehow ended up just a bit tougher to chew than granite, and cooking a pizza which somehow burned on the top and was gooey and uncooked on the bottom. If I wasn't willing to eat almost anything that doesn't eat me first, I'd likely starve after a short period of time.

    Recipes don't help. They assume all kinds of knowledge I just don't have.

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    What the hell is Smitty's?

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    I love cooking, but I love experimenting with my cooking much more. Not that I always eat what comes out of it, I sometimes feed it to somebody else first, then eat it. (If they're still breathing)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikztsu
    And yep, I'm a great cock and I love cooking.
    I just wanted to say ...

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    That "typo" was intentional, silly.

    And I'd like to add that War Angel is right; it's women's job to cook. Also, just to mention few of women's millions of duties: they have to clean, make babies and please their husbands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikztsu
    And I'd like to add that War Angel is right; it's women's job to cook. Also, just to mention few of women's millions of duties: they have to clean, make babies and please their husbands.
    Eh???
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    COOK YOURSELF!! Please YOURSELF!! CLEAN YOURSELF!! :twak:
    Don't make men seem so pathetic and helpless.

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