My computer is doing something PSYCHO-weird lately. It's CHIRPING. Yes, chirping. These sounds are coming out of the speakers, at random points in time. In fact, it just happened not 5 seconds ago. I've asked Arche on #eoff, but that git won't help me, he just tells me to turn my speakers off.

Uh, I've run AdAware, Spybot, and Norton, and it continues to happen. Help me, pwetty pwease.