Hey, come on. What the...? It could be said by almost anyone! I think that fisherman (master fisherman?) in that funny town that is staring at it's own belly button (oh craaaapppp! cant remember the name!!) when Balamb Garden crushes there (well, at least he would have a great chance to say it. I think I would say What the...? If a huge school suddenly crushed to my hometown's harbor)