Do we still claim newbies around here?

Don't worry, I wouldn't claim you anyway. Wouldn't know what to do with you.

But seriously, seniority means nothing here. I been here 3 years and all I get is a little bold-faced title under my name. Go to #eoff on mIRC to engage in more kooky conversations - I remember those days on that channel... with Daryl and Kishi and Spiff and *prattles on like an old geezer*

By the way, was your post meant to be seriously considered? As someone said, EoEO is better for that kind of rambling. Then I could pick it apart.