Haha, here are some martial arts sparring stories.

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In the land of wherever I spar, there are a couple of rules: no head shots, no sweeps, no groin hits, and I don't think you can give people charlie horses either. Anyway:

So I'm sparring with this guy right. He goes for an attack and I raise my arms to block. So he grabs my arms, and swings a hit. Bam! PG gets clocked across the face. I just look right back at him. Those weird martial arts padded gloves are great. :D

Another time, I was fighting this rather tall fellow. He fakes an attack, distracts me, and swings a roundhouse or whatever at my face. Bam! PG gets clocked across the face. I have no idea what happened, but I wasn't hurt or anything. I look around and realise the guy fell down wtf!

xDDDD