Ok this is a game ready?

Your house has just been invaded by a robber and the robber is coming at you with his knife and you're in the kitchen and you have to act fast and you only have time to reach in the vegetable crisper for something to defend yourself with before he stabs you.

Now go look in you vegetable crisper. Points will be awarded as to what veggies you have to defend yourself if this were to actually happen.

Broccoli - 1 point
Capsicum - 2 points
Carrot - 3 points
zuccini - 4 points
lettuce - 5 points
really big lettuce - 10 points
Bazooka - 20 points
Rottweiler - 21.5 points
Margeret Thatcher - 56 points
No vegetable crisper - +40 obesity points
Cucumber - + 5 erotisize points.

You need greater than 13 points to beat the robber. If you get more than 100 obesity points you can sit on him and more than 20 erotisize you can......uhh never mind.

And whoever gets the most points wins the EoFF vegetable royal rumble. (erotisize points that is. )