I'd like to be able to have people lick me and then they hallucinate.
Naturally that is, not after coating myself in LSD and going into a coma.
I'd like to be able to have people lick me and then they hallucinate.
Naturally that is, not after coating myself in LSD and going into a coma.
Starfish can regrow their lost "arms."
Just once I'd like to be able to hump a strangers leg and get away with it.
Cats lick quite a few sensitive organs on their body, and it's fairly impressive.
I can only dream of contorting by body into those positions.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
They all manage to somehow end up on the plate of a human, in one way or the other.
... I once saw a cat poop apples because it was hungry.
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I wanna be able to unhinge my jaw like a snake and swallow a whole turkey.
I wish I could sleep over winters, like bears can. I <i>hate</i> winter.
('-'*)/ - "sup"
Gills. Who knows what awaits us underwater :D
3/4 of the earth is covered in it.
Coral (yes, coral is classified as an animal) sits there and does absolutely nothing. What sets it apart from most human beings is that the coral is actually a vital part of its environment
ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
That and it doesn't talk...
Unlike humans -_-.
Cats also have the ability to make their master bend to their every whim without even complaining... In fact, it's not the master owning the cat, but the cast owning the master.
I wish I could be cool like that.
Cats=Beyond Cool
I'd like retractable claws though. *SLICE SLICE SLICE*
:whaaa: I've adopted this smiley
when male cats hit puberty they get the urge to piss on everything. if that happened to humans, what an odd site middle/high school would be eh?
High/middle school wouldn't be a great place to be.Originally Posted by nik0tine
About the male cats and the puberty thing..... that's why all 5 of my cats are females.
All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.
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