Zany things that animals can do but humans can't

[Shlup]

I, uhm... Having a giraffe tongue would be cool. :}~

[Yamaneko]

I wish I was one of those insects that mates and dies all within a 24 hour period.

[nik0tine]

yeah dixie i think tahts a good idea. my cat decided to target my shoulder one day.

[Shlup]

I wish I was one of those insects that mates and dies all within a 24 hour period.

Why not a pig? I hear they have 30-minute orgasms.