Don't worry, I'm laughing my ass of at that too.

I actually have a story to tell one quite like the original. I was in Valkurm in a party being formed. We were in the lower levels, 11-12. So we're looking around and we found *gasp* a Galka warrior. So naturally we take him.

We finally get the group together, and we send out Collosus (the Galka) to grab a lizard because we don't have anyone else who can pull effectively. He runs out, circling around the area until he finds a lizard. He provokes it and starts running back. We had already told him to be careful 'cause they link, so the genius runs right in front of another one.

He finally reaches camp, we're all shouting that he brough two. Our leaders calls zone and we all run... except for him. He stays there, standing right there taking the hits. We start shouting run, assuming he doesn't have a clue what zone means. He stays right there.

After he dies and we all come back into Valkurm from Konschtat, he starts shouting at us, "Thanks for the ****ing help!" We tried to explain to him that we told him to run but he freaks out. Our leader had left right previous to the incident and had given me leader.

I did the only thing any sensible person would, I booted his ass. He ran over to us and start cussing his head off and shouting all sorts of profanity. The best comment was, "While you're sitting there looking for a replacement, I'll be fighting." We get a replacement within the minute and start hunting again. After about ten minutes I see him walk by with his flag up. Then again later. He was wandering around for an hour. Each time he passed everyone in my group waved to him. It was amusing.