I feel so stupid, now that I think about it.

That story I posted about the guy who just came into Jeuno and got Warp II cast on him?

Staged. It had to be.

You see, Warp II is like the whm's Teleport spells: The target has to be in the same party as the caster. No way someone would walk to Jeuno and accept a party invite and then stand stock still while a stranger cast Warp II on them. When I got into Jeuno the first time, the first thing I did was set HP--it's just inside the gates.

Sure, it's still a little funny, but less so for knowing that it was staged.