*taps mic*

YO YO YO
I LIVE IN SNOW
I HAVE A PC
IT IS TASTY
I HAVE SHOES
AND SOME KANGAROOS

See, I'm TOTALLY down with that newbie. Heck, if I'd have included bashes about my mother and homosexuals, that'd be indistinugishable from an Eminem crap. I mean rap. No wait, I actually do mean crap.