View Poll Results: Who Would Win?

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  • Mickey & Goofy

    9 34.62%
  • Rocky & Bullwinkle

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    A mouse and a dog, versus a MOOSE. Have you ever seen a real moose? They can swallow a man whole. And like others have mentioned, the squirrel can fly. The battle is grossly unbalanced.

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    Mickey irritates me with his ear-piercingly high pitched voice.

    Therefore, I'm voting for Rocky and Bullwinkle, even though I've never seen the cartoon.
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    Remember that Disney cartoon where Mickey used a scimitar to slice Donald in two, and Goofy defeated an entire phalanx of spearmen with a silly straw?

    Nope, me neither.

    Disney don't do weapons. So R n' B win.
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    I predict Bullwinkle would go crazy and whoop everyone's ass.

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    I challenged a moose to mortal combat once and lost. Imagine how a tiny rodent and a puppy will do :o

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    >>> On a legal fight, Mickey & Goofy..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    were rockey and bullwinkle ina video game???? NOOOOOOO but were mickey and goofy???? YEEEEESSSSSSS there for mickey and goofy would win, them haveing more experience and all.
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    Rocky would put up a good fight, but would be killed/maimed by a mistake on Bullwinkles part, while Goofy did himself in, leaving Mickey to easily finish off Bullwinkle.

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    o.O Rocky would fly around shouting for Bullwinkle to do exactly what he wouldn't want Bullwinkle to do, which is be nice to them and make sure they don't get hurt. Micky and Goofy, being sappy little Disney Cartoons, would fall easily into Rocky's brilliant plan of taunting fate by using Bullwinkle's ability to always do the exact opposite of whatever it is Rocky wants/needs him to do.

    For a more detailed playout:

    Goofy, Mickey, and Bullwinkle would be standing there, talking, minding their own business as they strolled through the woods. Bullwinkle would eventually lead them somehow to a bear cave where the bear would soon eat them, except for Bullwinkle, because he's Bullwinkle, and the bear would somehow bludgeon himself to death on a stalagmite or stalactite as he tried to eat him.

    If it were in a ring, tag-team style, Mickey, being the brains would try and out-think Bullwinkle, which is impossible because he's so stupid that nobody can predict his actions. He would try some submission moves that wouldn't work, then he'd probably go for some Lucadore crap, Rocky would invariably cheat using the good ol' steel chair to the back of the head method, and Bullwinkle would get the pin. Gooft would stand idly by, trying to figure out how he got into his pansy little wrestling outift.

    If it were a street fight, Boris Badinov and his chick, whose name I forget, Natasha or something like that, but more Russian (anti-communist propaganda -_-), would show up, try to assassinate Rocky and Bullwinkle, and end up blowing Mickey and Goofy to smitherines.

    If it was based on real world physics, Bullwinkle would be the only one left alive.

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    Is Goofy really a dog, though? He looks like one, but Pluto is a dog, too. Goofy wears clothes, Pluto doesn't. So what the hell is Goofy, anyway?
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    Rocky & Bullwinkle

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    Rocky and Bullwinkle would lose.

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    Mickey wears pants and he's a mouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Captain
    I doubt the FCC would allow four pillars of cartoon idealism to fight....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DocFrance
    Is Goofy really a dog, though? He looks like one, but Pluto is a dog, too. Goofy wears clothes, Pluto doesn't. So what the hell is Goofy, anyway?
    Goofy is a dog who has "been there, done that". Pluto doesn't do anything except sit in his dog house and play in the bogs.

    As for the actual question, Rocky and Bullwinkle would win. Although I'd really like to see someone pummel Bugs Bunny. I've noticed that Bugs Bunny is actually an evil rabbit. He steals carrots, and when people try to stop him he tricks them into getting blown up.
    Last edited by Storm; 06-26-2004 at 08:28 AM.

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