Quote Originally Posted by Big D
My very own FF spell?

Name: The Spanish Inquisition

Effect: Three red-robed clergymen appear unexpectedly.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Their chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Their two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Their *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Their *four*...no... *Amongst* their weapons.... Amongst their weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....

I'll come in again.
Great idea, but I think that would have to be a dual tech. First, one character starts asking an enemy a whole bunch of annoying and invasive questions. Then when the enemy finally gets pissed off at him and yells, "I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!" - then you can summon the SI.