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  1. 06-21-2004, 11:45 AM #1
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    Default Only 28 days to Christmas! Are you READY?

    Yes, kids, it's time to start packing and change name under the WPP, start a new life and hope ol' Kringle doesn't have the powah to delve deep enough to find you. The fat bastard is already planning on how to infiltrate your home, destroy your privacy and wreck your credit history! So, what can we do to prevent this blatant misuse of the position of Santa Claus? Here are some suggestions:

    1.Poisoned milk or cookies. (America)
    2.Poisoned porridge for Santa's little spies. (the Nordic countries)
    3.Star Wars. (America)
    4.Sand on the road for the sleigh. (the Nordic countries)
    5.Exploding Christmas lights. (Global)
    6.That weird thing they do in England. (England)
    7.The Aussies can show him old reruns of Matlock.

    Pray, continue!
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  2. 06-21-2004, 11:51 AM #2
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    Are you already thinking in christmas?


    Santa is resting now!

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    are you on drugs?
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  4. 06-21-2004, 11:51 AM #4
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    You can never be too ready. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
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    Well I am ready... but it's only in December when snow comes, we are in June when the Sun comes!

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    What better time to prepare when the Beast is in hibernation? Have you ever heard of Red Caps? Did you know they wear red hats, like Santa and his cobelligerents? Makes you think, eh?
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    I know a great sepcialist than can helps you with that Christmas thing!

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  8. 06-21-2004, 12:00 PM #8
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    They got to you, didn't they, eh?
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    Got me???

    Yeah!

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    i'm not watching out for Santa...i'm watching those evil little minions of his...ELVES!!!!!!!!!

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    They're so cute and helpful!

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    That's what you think.....

    At this very moment they are planning with santa to take over the world!!! Evil little bastards!!!!!

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    I'll use any bullets I have left over from Halloween. Thanks for the heads up, Nait.
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    But Nait, we only have 30 days left to live. We won't have time for Santa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye
    But Nait, we only have 30 days left to live. We won't have time for Santa.
    *gasp* That's right?

    hmm....Does that mean we can get rid of santa & his evil elves early?

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