Originally Posted by Rye
But Nait, we only have 30 days left to live. We won't have time for Santa.
I no idea whatcha talkin' bout.
But Nait, we only have 30 days left to live. We won't have time for Santa.
I no idea whatcha talkin' bout.
I will do my part by insiminating you with my semen and impregnating you, Nait. Please have my mutant babies.
Insiminating? Inseminating? Ö_Ö
Its the same word. Learn English you foriegn sponge doctor!
Only at EoFF...
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
Does anyone but me wonder if Mrs. Claus is having an affair with someone that goes to the North Pole every Christmas? Think about it - they'd never get caught. Maybe Santa knows about it, and him going away is kind of like his Christmas present to her.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
The elves would find out easily and tell Santa, stupid. God, Daniel, you're such a dumbass sometimes. Why don't you read a book once in a while?
I love you Nait.
I know one good way to kill that fat red bastard: when Santa is going down your chimney, have someone to block his way out and put your fireplace on fire and he'll die in there.Then you can eat his reindeers as well.
('-'*)/ - "sup"
Maybe the elves are in on it. I mean, come on - Santa is undoubtedly the biggest slave driver on the planet. Do you have any idea how many things get made by those elves every year to satisfy all the relatively rich children? Geez. All Santa does is go around and reap all the benefits. The elves are the real workers.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
There's always one snivling little bastard who's willing to sell out to the man for a chance to get ahead. Perhaps Mrs. Claus goes out each Christmas to do her thing, but she couldn't get away with entertaining a special visitor on her husbands turf.
Maybe she's [pleasing] the elves in some kind of way. And like I said, maybe Santa knows! Merry Christmas, have a gigilo/jigilo/jigolo/giggollo/igloo!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
WHY ISN'T ANYONE BUT MIK CONTINUING MY LIST? >:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
9. Sleep with his wife. I hear she's actually pretty hot. Probably a gold digger.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
10. Break rudolphs nose and when they can't see, sneak up on them and kill them with a flame thrower or rocket launcher.
11. Get a sniper rifle and shoot the bastard down on x-mas eve!!!!
["What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness." M.C. Escher
You're a sick one, Sephxangel. xD *applaud*
One way to kill him even before Christmas, is to send him a "wishlist". Too bad that Santa would never get around to read that list, because he'd die in Anthrax. That'd teach the bastard to not play God anymore.
('-'*)/ - "sup"
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