Originally Posted by Mikztsu
thank you Mik! when it comes to violence i am a Jenius
thank you Mik! when it comes to violence i am a Jenius
["What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness." M.C. Escher
It's good to see you posting again, Nait.
Either you've been reading Harry Potter lately, or that is a strange coincidence, as Lupin teaches the class about Red Caps, and Moody is obsessed with saying the latter phrase.
Anyway, what number are we on?
12. Chew him and poo him.
unfortunately I have been a very naughty boy this year what with stuffing up my ex's plans to black mail me and telling her to get lost. Also by being me I am a naughty boy...therefore my chances of presents are slim at best unless you guys decide to share the love
... I was getting bored after a Potter marathon so I decided to post here for a while.
BUT I KNEW RED CAPS FROM BEFORE. >:O
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Yes, it is.It's good to see you posting again, Nait.
13. Get a restraining order.
14. Update your security system.
15. Install a moat.
Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles
Thats gonna help against a flying menice, sureeeee
16. Send him a holy hand granade
17. Speed up Global Warming leaving him homeless
But like you say, you'd have to get past the Elves first. Christmas is the one time that Santa Claus is away, so that's the only opportunity they get. However, the old man's allegedly able to see into our homes and monitor our behaviour throughout the entire year. I think he'd notice if his wife was having an affair with many little people of a different species. It's the kind of thing that tends to stand out.
As for keeping him out of our homes...
* Remove the garbage disposal from your sink, if you have one. Install it on the roof and disguise it as a chimney.
* Apply a thin film of superglue to the whole roof. However, since reindeer can fly whilst carrying gifts for almost everyone in the westernised world, they could probably just fly away with the roof attached to their hooves.
* Surveillance camera. He doesn't like to be seen, so he'd either stay away or else hide under a carboard box, Metal Gear-style.
* Tell George Bush that you saw a foreign, uniformed, bearded religious man with a large and mysterious parcel trying to sneak into your house. Santa will be done for.
21. Install a micro-chip into one of the cookies tracked by a satelite with missiles attached. When he goes back home, good bye north pole. Yay!
put a trip wire in the chimney.
We don't have Matlock marathons, you sick, sick Finn. You can make Santa enter <i>that</i> paralytic sleep of death in your own country. >:|
But, you could also always mess with the navigational controls of his sleigh, so that he and his reindeer have an uncontrollable flight of doom that crashes into the desert, burns 90% of the passenger + crew, and leaves the other 10% to starve to a burning hot death.
22. Tell him there is a lonely boy wandering the EoFF sewers who <s>isn't going to get a Christmas</s> is sick. Then, while he's coming to <s>bring me gifts</s> kill me, get the armies of walruses from BAoTW HQ, led by Psychotic and Baloki, to head him off and meet my army of Heartless. He won't stand a chance. (All of EoFF)
23. Why not just shove a bottle rocket up his rear when he comes down the chimney?
Call the Easter Bunny.
Take care all.
Convert to <s>Judaism</s> <s>Jueduaeism</s> Buddhism.
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