Quote Originally Posted by Nait
7.The Aussies can show him old reruns of Matlock.
We don't have Matlock marathons, you sick, sick Finn. You can make Santa enter <i>that</i> paralytic sleep of death in your own country. >:|

But, you could also always mess with the navigational controls of his sleigh, so that he and his reindeer have an uncontrollable flight of doom that crashes into the desert, burns 90% of the passenger + crew, and leaves the other 10% to starve to a burning hot death.